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totallygms:

Happy birthday America!
Bless the red, white and blue.
Wave your flags in the air.
Let your fourth pride come through.
Sit back with a cold one.
Grill some burgers and dogs.
Look up towards the sky,
And start singing those songs.
“God Bless America”,
And songs of the like.
Then enjoy all…

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

monkeysaysficus:

simplystormie:

shanellbklyn:

thomasjay32:

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

Bruh I’m crying

Ctfu OMG hahaha

Please call the hospital pls

ginjaninja3716??

totallyanchovies:

beam-me-up-broadway:

seekoutstarlight:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

4) It’s there you just have to actually look for it.

5) Because I said so

6) I put you on this earth I can take you out

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:


united steaks of america



there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:

united steaks of america

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there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

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Happy Birthday America!!

Happy birthday America!
Bless the red, white and blue.
Wave your flags in the air.
Let your fourth pride come through.
Sit back with a cold one.
Grill some burgers and dogs.
Look up towards the sky,
And start singing those songs.
“God Bless America”,
And songs of the like.
Then enjoy all the fireworks,
Displayed in the sky.
For today we remember,
Bombs bursting in air.
All the freedoms that gave us.
Dont be caught unaware.
This day is reserved,
To remember that night,
Happy Fourth of July!
Let the skies burn bright!

-CaptainObviuz

bell-chan777:

Deadpool 028

Best. Honeymoon. Ever.

He doesn’t know you.
He will.

thesochillnetwork:

Wise words

thesochillnetwork:

Wise words

lifehackable:

More Home Hacks Here

lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.